Above link should provide necessary context for the existence of this blog, which I have made to respond to Neil LaBute's stated admiration for me.
To my little buddy Neil LaBute,
I'm flattered that you consider me your "hero"! But I want to say that the real heroes are decent, hard working citizens like your parents and teachers. And firefighters. Obviously firefighters.
While I think they could stand some improvement, I also appreciate that you like to write stories. Keep working at them!
As to your other concern, I think you should try being nicer to girls and maybe they will like you more!
Warmest regards,
Your hero,
Rory Leahy